i knew my weakness

so hold my hand, consign me not to darkness

FUCK i just realized that i screwed up my entire free response essay because we had to choose a specific moment where a character “came of age” and i had the right idea but the wrong moment fuck my life

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

beatrixtipplepot:

beatrixtipplepot:

beatrixtipplepot:

im not sure if this mold is the kind of mold that belongs on cheese or not

ok here goes nothing

i have made a Big Mistake

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

all i want is my own mr. bingley because damn the actor that plays him in the 2005 movie is smoking

pemberley-state-of-mind:

Mr. Bingley´s lovely faces.

“Mr. Bingley was good-looking and gentlemanlike; he had a pleasant countenance, and easy, unaffected manners. “

(“Pride and prejudice”, Chapter 3)

cheesecurl:

it makes me sad that i won’t remember all the little moments in life where everything is perfect

aliquidstate:

oh ok

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

Anonymous asked: "ok look my dad is in the nra and we care about other things than gun rights. while im on the topic tho jfc no one who is against gun rights actually knows the procedures for acquiring guns so they sound totally stupid insisting background checks be implemented CAUSE THEY ALREADY ARE"

i wasn’t talking about background checks though i was just talking about the universal declaration of human rights i don’t know anything about background checks and i don’t pretend to. and it was just a generalization a stereotype i suppose it was a joke.

I feel like her blog would be a mix of Taylor swift, game of thrones, liberal posts, history jokes, downton abbey, and typical teenage girl posts.

I have a friend who’s on tumblr right now but I think that all she does is like posts and look at her likes